It is very, very, very ugly.
Someday, it'll be OK, Zach Parise.
Here is an incomplete list of things that looks like:
— a macaroni art project. — a Valentine ... to America! — your grandma's Fourth of July sweater. — a page from a very patriotic child's scrapbook. — a Toby Keith song. — something people would wear ironically.
Bright side: the Ralph Lauren-designed outfit was manufactured completely in the United States, which wasn't the case in 2012 and earned the company some heat.
Also, the sweater costs $598. God Bless America.
